Signs your bank is about to go under:

  1. They change their legal name from something sturdy-sounding and respectable, like Washington Mutual, to an unintelligible sound, ie WaMu.
  2. They offer far superior savings rates (3.3%) to new customers than to loyal ones (0.25%) in an attempt to attract more cash.
  3. They give you a piggy bank when you go in.
  4. The piggy bank is made of foam.
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