This is an excerpt from a real press release on my fax this morning.

“With over 18,000 members, RedneckAndSingle.com provides a place for Rednecks and those who love them to meet for love and adventure or just to discuss shared interests like muddin’, fishin’, campin’, and huntin’.  Nascar races, mud floppin’ and mattress surfin’ are also very popular.  These are real people with exclusive profiles on the site and not a shared database of members from several different dating sites.  All of the members are Rednecks and proud of it.”

I am speechless with glee…there are so many different directions I could go to make fun of this, I don’t even know where to start.

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