DISCLAIMER: I do not, in general, like Christian fiction. As a genre, with a few exceptions, I believe it is poorly written. For this reason I have not taken any previous opportunities to review fiction books, but LitFuse says they want honesty so Jake encouraged me to give it a try. In particular I do not like Christian romance fiction, so please keep in mind that this review is coming from a cynic.

When Love Finds You in Lonesome Prairie, Montana is about a young woman named Julia who escorts a group of girls on an orphan train from New York to Montana. She arrives to discover that her ticket is, in fact, one-way and not round trip as she had been led to believe and also that she has been “sold” as a mail order bride to an uncouth gold prospector. (Oh! the drama.) She soon meets a charming young parson – her rescuer from the prospector – who has taken an unfortunate vow of chastity – unfortunate because THEY LOVE EACH OTHER! (of course). So the story is about the budding romance between two basically perfect people and how everyone in the community, who are also basically perfect, grow in their faith together. The only imperfect person is the bad guy, who is rotten to the core, but at the end the dedicated parson is still faithfully sharing the gospel with him.

If you like Christian fiction – in particular Christian romance fiction – you will probably like this book. It is pretty typical of the genre – people who love to serve others, people growing in faith, everybody loving each other, etc. Or if you are looking for a light, quick, entertaining read, this would be a safe pick. If you are looking for multifaceted characters or an intricate plot, I would recommend you move on.

This book was provided for review by the LitFuse Publicity Group.

It has been a while…if you need to refresh your memory the first part is here.

Day 5: Ponferrada
I am SO glad we went extra yesterday; today was extremely difficult for me. It was almost all downhill, many parts very steep. And rocky too – difficult to find comfy footing for my recovering blisters. Threw a lot of “God, help me” prayers up & continued knocking back ibuprofen. My feet were in quite a bit of pain by the time I made it to Ponferrada. Unfortunately there is nothing to be done but to keep going until you get there – on Camino and in life. I think of my friend Amy, who is walking through some horrible situations in life, and I would rather live on Camino – miserable as it is – than go through what she’s going through.
There is only 1 albergue in town so we went there – to be sent to the back of an extremely long line. <One person> was in the front because she hitched a ride and she told them we were a group of 18. They pulled us out of line to check us in together, even though there were still 4 people missing. We got in trouble for that later because it is against the rules to save places and the guy said he would kick all of us out if they became overcrowded. Thankfully that didn’t happen. Jake & I were dubious about checking in with them in the first place because cutting in line is not usually the best way to make friends.
True colors are starting to show through as people are tiring and getting hurt.
Some people want to pass Villafranca tomorrow to shorten the O Cebreiro day, despite an acute lack of lodging. Jake & I, along with Esther & Jeanette, decided we are stopping in Villafranca anyway so we can be rested for O Cebreiro, which will be difficult no matter how much we shorten it.

As an aside, my only regret from Camino is that we passed the Cruz de Ferro early this morning, and even though I had a Texas rock to place at the cross I didn’t. (Pilgrims have been placing rocks from their homeland, representing their burdens, at this cross for hundreds of years.) I didn’t realize we were passing it this morning and didn’t feel prepared to participate in something so significant. I wish now that I had done it anyway.

Day 6: Villafranca
Today wasn’t too bad; a shorter day, and not too challenging as far as terrain goes. I made decent time but came into town alone, so I wandered around looking for everybody (I had no money with me so could not procure lodging on my own). Finally I found an albergue with a few familiar faces, so I asked if they’d seen anyone from my group and they directed me to a nearby albergue. I was one of the last few to get a bed. This was the last day Jake carried all of our money with him.
At this point Jake & I are sharing food & medical supplies freely with Esther & Jeanette. We started out keeping tabs and more or less paying each other back, but at this point we are not bothering with money any more. We do try to rotate who buys the bag of croissants for breakfast but other than that it’s like family.

Day 7: O Cebreiro
Jesus knew what He was talking about when He told people to travel light. We paid a few euros to send our bags ahead for the longest & most physically demanding day. Some people said this was cheating, but I think it was more authentic – after all, pilgrims 1000 years ago had just their clothes, walking stick, and a gourd for water. I replaced the gourd with a Nalgene and that was basically it. Anyway, the result: what should have been the most taxing day was the best since the first walking day. I did a little over 19 miles in 6 hours, which is a pretty good pace. Like I said, Jesus knew what He was talking about when He gave traveling instructions. They sound so restrictive, but really, they’re grace.
I had a wonderful conversation with a little old lady on my way today – in Spanish, of course. It has been wonderful to understand the language around me while here, but also very discouraging because I haven’t taken a Spanish class in 11 years or so and I speak much, much more Spanish than French despite living in France.
Last night my bed was literally under the eaves in the attic of the albergue (like I couldn’t sit up because the ceiling was RIGHT THERE) and it was unbearably hot, to the point I couldn’t sleep. But it was really chilly for the first few hours of walking. Having a day off from the pack gave my hip sores a chance to heal, and they’re looking a lot better. My feet feel a lot better too – they did hurt while walking, but not as bad as they have since I switched to the new shoes.
Also, community showers. The guys say these aren’t “real” community showers…but I figure if I am naked & showering, and I can see other naked people showering & they can see me, that is plenty of community.

Day 8: Triacastela
Not too bad today; it was mostly downhill but ok. I didn’t see any signs announcing that the town was Triacastela so I stopped, fixed my sock, stretched, and continued on. When I got to the highway I noticed the direction sign didn’t have Triacastela on it, and since I’d seen a lot of albergues in town I decided to find out what town it was. I returned and asked what the name of the town was, and found out it was Triacastela. I headed back to figure out where everyone else was. Turns out the municipal albergue was across the street from where I fixed my sock and stretched, and unfortunately none of the people who were watching the road saw me. The albergue is pretty far off the road so I didn’t see it either.
Some in our group didn’t like the looks of the municipal albergue and went to a private one which is 7 euros instead of 3. I feel like that is taking advantage of fact we are being reimbursed but got a negative reaction when I mentioned this. Apparently I am on my way to a reputation as a holier-than-thou but since I don’t like a lot of these people anyway that doesn’t bother me too much.
Community showers again, but since I showered when everyone else was at lunch I managed not to be seen by anyone.
Had a cool conversation with a guy named John we have seen at several stops along the way. Found out he went to the same smarty-pants school as my sister.
Also, SPAIN HAS MORE FLIES THAN PEOPLE.

Day 9: Sarria
We accidentally walked the long way today, past an old monastery (founded in the 600s). Unfortunately, being Sunday, the monks were busy praying so the monastery was closed and they wouldn’t stamp our credencials. Which is disappointing, because this is supposed to be the coolest stamp of the whole Camino and since we accidentally walked the extra to go there it would have been nice to get. As far as walking goes, it wasn’t too bad; the terrain was fine. But the ground was very rocky and uneven, so my feet were in a lot of pain. I made it, though. We had to stay in a private albergue because the municipal is very small, but several of the people we have seen along the way are staying here too.
There was a discussion today about whether or not we should make reservations at another private albergue because lodging will be harder to procure from here on out (a lot of people start the Camino from Sarria because it is the last place to start if you want a compostela). My opinion is that we should not deliberately plan to spend three times as much.
“Perseverance is not resignation, putting up with things the way they are, staying in the same old rut year after year after year, or being a doormat for people to wipe their feet on. Endurance is not a desperate hanging on but a traveling from strength to strength…Perseverance is not the result of our determination, it is the result of God’s faithfulness.” – Eugene Peterson

  • our wonderful friends and their kids
  • our friends’ awesome house
  • beautiful fall colors
  • gorgeous summer weather
  • they prescribe teas instead of medicines
  • A LOT of Germans speak excellent English
  • you can get all kinds of goodies in the grocery stores. Cream of chicken soup! Cream of mushroom soup! Cumin! Jalepenos!
  • food is (comparatively) cheap here
  • potatoes are considered healthy
  • real milk is the same price as the crappy shelf milk…so you can actually afford the real deal
  • amazing public transportation
  • Starbucks (for the hot chocolate, of course)
  • Pizza Hut
  • clean air

A man wearing this sweater led the first session of the conference I attended this past week.

the sweater

I will let you draw your own conclusions on how the remainder of the conference went.

Jake: The human butt is really just a big chunk of muscle.

me: Well, not for everyone. For some people it is just a big chunk of fat.

Jake: No, it’s like on a chicken, most of the muscle is concentrated in the breast area. On humans most of the muscle is in the butt. There’s some good eatin’ back there.

me: You should never eat people. Some things are more shameful than dying. Even if we were freezing and you died first, I would not eat you.

Jake: Well if I was starving I would probably go cannibal.

me: <gasp> YOU MEAN IF I DIE FIRST YOU WOULD EAT ME??!??!? It’s a good thing I have more fat on my body; I’m likely to live longer.

In O2, Richard Dahlstrom compares spiritual disciplines to breathing- O2, oxygen, breathing – get it? and makes uses this comparison to encourage balance – just as you need balance between inhaling and exhaling – in the way one incorporates the disciplines into life. It is a pretty nifty comparison, really, and he uses it to also address the way certain movements in modern Christianity tend to emphasize “exhaling” over “inhaling” or vice versa. He doesn’t name any names but I could instantly think of a few examples, and this whole inhaling/exhaling thing exactly nails down my vague uncomfortable feeling towards some of these movements/personalities. And he also points out that some of these disciplines will feel more natural to you because of your personality and/or giftings, and that is precisely why you should practice some that don’t feel at all natural.

Anyway. The exhaling disciplines are journey, service, hospitality, and generosity; the inhaling disciplines are appreciating creation, solitude, prayer, reading & memorizing Scripture, silence, and sabbath. He discusses each in a chapter and then at the end explains that at various times in your life certain exhaling disciplines will be a bigger part of your life than others, and certain inhaling ones will be a bigger part, but you still need to make sure you are inhaling and exhaling.

On the whole, I liked this book and would recommend it, particularly if you are new to the concept of spiritual disciplines. I do think it could use some tweaking; some of the disciplines are lacking in concrete ideas in how to incorporate them into everyday (or weekly, or whatever) life, and some of the chapters seemed a bit rambly. In particular there is a chapter entitled “Artisans of Hope: Stepping into God’s Kingdom Story” listed under the exhaling disciplines, when “being an artisan” is never presented as a discipline; the chapter is a lengthy explanation of a phrase Dahlstrom invented and clearly loves to use. This concept could have easily been explained at the first mention of this term – or if it truly needed its own chapter, I think it would have felt more natural along with the chapters preceding the disciplines section. Also, starting in this section the phrase “colors of hope” starts to get way too much usage. If you are going to use something 6 times on one page, it is generally advisable to re-word it a bit or find a synonym.

But, all in all, I think this is a great way to think about spiritual disciplines that feels do-able and not at all legalistic. Definitely worth a read.

You can read other reviews from the blog tour here.

I re-read A Long Obedience in the Same Direction by Eugene Peterson while walking because it covers the Psalms of Ascents – the pilgrimage Psalms. I read a chapter every day (starting 2 days before we started walking) – every chapter for one Psalm – and I would absolutely do that again. Absolutely.

Day 0: travel to Madrid. Getting nervous & worried: what if I forgot something? What if my pack is too heavy? What was I thinking?

Day 1: train to León.
song in my head: Imperial March.
verse I thought of this morning: “we are always being given over to death…” (2 Corinthians 4:11)
My bag is heavier than I wanted. I didn’t get as much sleep as I wanted. I am nervous and worried.

“Be graceful and grateful in representing the reign of God.”

Day 2: San Martín
thought this morning: what have I gotten myself into?
verse that popped into my head: “strengthen your weak knees” (Hebrews 12:12)
Scheduled to stop in Villadangos; walked 5k extra to make tomorrow shorter. Icy cold shower. Knees & feet tired but ok; group walked more or less together all day. Had tortilla patata for dinner – eggs, potatoes, and green peppers cooked together in a skillet. Delicious! and filling.

Day 3: Astorga
Yesterday, at the end of the day, I thought this wasn’t so bad, that I can do this. Today I think I am in hell. Most of the day spent hobbling on a blister (literally, on the bottom of my foot) which became a blood blister. Prayed “God, help me” with every step. The rest of the group left me & Jake behind once we got into town, which wouldn’t have been so irritating if they hadn’t been insisting we stay together. Once we finally found the albergue, they had people to care for foot wounds so I paid them a visit. The guy took one look and told me to lay down. He drained it and then told me – through Esther, my friend and interpreter, that he was going to put some iodine in it and it would hurt a little.
me: (partially sitting up) IN?!?!??! He’s going to put iodine IN it? That will not hurt a little…it will hurt like a…
Esther tried to convince me that the syringe I saw was for the person in the other bed but I didn’t believe her. And it wasn’t. He poked the needle under the skin and injected iodine the fires of hell into my foot. I shouted something but did not flinch. After 45 seconds or so I lost feeling in the last 2 toes of my foot because it hurt so bad. They told me I was a torera (bullfighter) for taking the iodine injection like that. They also told me I will be able to walk tomorrow. We’ll see.

Had to get new shoes (closed toe) to prevent infection.

lesson on human nature: people who are all “Hey guys, wait up!” when they’re in the back of the pack don’t bother to look behind them when they’re in the front.

Day 4: Foncebadón
Once again, we went farther than scheduled in order to shorten tomorrow. At the beginning I wasn’t doing well, but either the prayers or the Advil* paid off because I started feeling better. Still praying “God, help me” with every step. Heels & arches hurt, but open foot wounds protected from infection so it was a tradeoff. Beast of a hill today; thought I might have a heart attack but survived. Worried because tomorrow is mostly downhill, and blisters are all on the balls of my feet & ends of my toes, plus downhill is hard on my knee.

The albergue is nice, with a hippie-ish vibe, but the town is basically the 2 albergues and nothing else. Not even a small store. Met some nice Germans and talked with them quite a bit; they are doing Camino for real and started in St. Jean Pied de Port. They have been walking 3 weeks. One of them mentioned he had gotten a blood blister early on so I asked him how long it had taken to heal. “From then until…now,” he answered after inspecting his foot. So two weeks or so. Great.

*Spanish ibuprofen is 600mg instead of 200mg, which is a nice surprise after you’ve been downing them all day.

You can read some other points of view from the trip here: http://thecamino.wordpress.com/
You can see my pictures (all landscape-y) from Camino here.

I love Betty Crocker muffin mix. There is nothing like blueberry muffins fresh from the oven, with butter melting and oozing into the soft bread. I brought a box with me when we came to France and have been saving it for a special occasion; eventually I planned to make muffins for my birthday but then my sweet husband made me breakfast so the muffins remained. A recent visitor brought some new packages of muffin mix for me so I decided to go ahead and make the box that has been waiting patiently to give me its comfort and nourishment. Plus, I have been in the sort of mood lately that leads to a lot of dipping into my American food stash. Anyway so I whipped up the batter, spooned it into a greased muffin tin (I only really had enough for 11 of the muffin holes so I re-allocated in order to have 12) and popped them into my preheated oven. I then proceeded with cleanup, which means “licking the bowl and spoon in order to consume every molecule of batter,” and then I proceeded with real cleanup. I started to break apart the bottom of the mix box to add to my recycling bag when I thought, “I can’t do this! The egg goop will get everywhere” and then it hit me: there was no egg goop because there were no eggshells in the box. Which means there were no eggs in the batter presently baking in the oven.

I waited eight months for these muffins and then I made them incorrectly. What. a. moron.

They tasted ok but the texture was disappointing. I hate waiting eight months for something and then being disappointed by the result – which is completely my own fault.

In better news…this is actually the best news I have heard in a while. JENNIFER KNAPP IS MAKING MUSIC AGAIN. AND ALSO LETTING US HEAR IT. Her website actually has something on it. Even so, I might be skeptical – it IS possible for some nutter to hijack her website…but her myspace page has a new song on it. A song that is not even on iTunes. A good song, so good you can’t even tell she’s taken a 7 year break. And it is definitely the real Jennifer Knapp.

I know this because “musical voice recognition” is one of my superpowers, along with “spelling” and “proper grammar.”

Chronologically, this takes place before part 1, but the other one was quicker to write.

Jake & I met up with some friends to spend a few days in the Munich area before our conference. We had a great time with them and made some wonderful memories, which I will hereby share with you.

Our first day in Munich, we took a walking tour of the city, given by a guy who was knowledgeable enough but I think he was really just there for the beer. I would agree with him, however, that witnessing the Glockenspiel firsthand is waaaay overrated. After a bite of lunch we took the train to Dachau.

"work makes free"

"work makes free"

The closest thing I can compare this to is a cemetery: eerie, but also very peaceful. The eeriness is multiplied exponentially; tens of thousands lost their lives there, but hundreds of thousands suffered horribly and in addition, this was the model used for other concentration camps. But it also feels very much like a memorial, as if all the tears shed and prayers uttered have sanctified it somehow. Definitely a very powerful experience and one I’m glad to have had.

Later that evening, we were on a city train and heard part of an announcement urging passengers to make sure they were on the proper half of the train as it would soon be splitting. We dashed off our car, sprinting to get to the front half of the train, when Jake called after us to inform us we were on the right car. We stopped, did a quick about-face and started sprinting back, only to have the doors close in our faces. It takes very great talent, my friends, to miss the train you are sitting on.

The next day we decided to take a half-day and go see “the Cinderella castle,” which is what English speakers call Neuschwanstein Castle, probably because they can’t pronounce it properly. And also because the Disney castles are modeled after it, apparently. Let me pause here to note that we were well aware of the German reputation for punctuality and planned carefully to catch the 8:30 bus outside our hotel. At 8:25, we rose from breakfast in the lobby, just in time to see the bus pull away. Apparently Germans also abide by the “on time is early” maxim. No matter; there was another bus at 9. We made sure to catch that bus into the center of Munich, where we caught a city train to the regional train station. We then rode a regional train out to the middle of nowhere and switched to another regional train, which delivered us to Fussen. From there we caught a bus that took us…I’m not really sure; it was possibly a small village? or maybe just the tourist center for the castle? and we purchased tour tickets and hiked up (and I do mean UP) to the castle. We looked around and then just waited for our tour to start. Finally, it began – with our “fluent” tour guide speaking roughly 3 words per minute. It was………the most…………………irr.it.a.ting…………….thing ever. I will say that it was absolutely beautiful inside. Of course some parts were overdone and gaudy but the murals were lovely and the throne room floor…oh, it was breathtaking. I was going to get a picture of it – it’s this incredibly amazing mosaic of animals – but pictures were illegal. Not that that stopped me; I was going to get the floor picture after the chandelier picture but this German lady yelled at me and let me point out that Germans are really, really scary when they yell. So, I give you this:

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RANT: This is not the sort of place where photography is prohibited because the flash will damage something. It is prohibited SO THEY CAN MAKE MORE MONEY OFF YOU (after paying the overpriced tour fee and all the expenses to travel there) by forcing you to buy THEIR pictures in the gift shop. They don’t even have any good pictures of the floor in the stupid gift shop; here are the best 2 I found online: one and two. For a non-capitalist country some sites are very into ripping people off. END RANT

NEW RANT: if you are going to force me to purchase one of your overpriced postcards, at least provide one of the freaking masterpiece on the floor. END RANT

We finished the less-than-inspiring tour and looked around outside some more, then hiked back down to the village thingy to catch the bus back to Fussen. We realized that all the eateries in Munich would be closed by the time we arrived back there so we decided to grab something quickly in Fussen before the train left. Unfortunately, being 6:00 or so, none of the eateries in Fussen were open yet (Europe doesn’t seem to change its normal pattern for tourists). We found a kabob place and while our traveling companions had the foresight to order kabobs, Jake & I inquired and determined we had juuust enough time to get pizzas. We waited anxiously for the pizzas to cook; I was practically wringing my hands. They were ready with 2 whole minutes to spare! We grabbed them, threw our money down and literally sprinted out the door and through the tiny town. As we came upon the train station, some teenagers shook their heads at us and said, “Too late.” But we couldn’t be too late! We were right on time! Right?

Wrong. “On time is early” struck again and the train had departed early. For a brief moment we were worried we were stranded in Fussen of all places, and were pleased to discover large luggage lockers nearby as our lodging. We made ourselves comfy on the train platform to wait for the last train of the night. We caught it, and the next regional train, and the city train, and by this point we had to take a taxi to the hotel because our half-day trip had taken 15 hours.

So, before Camino, Jake & I were in Germany for a conference. The conference was ok; the evening speaker was actually quite good, but the rest was par for the course: pretty mediocre. A few breakout sessions – like 1 – was useful. BUT our room was swanky, so that was nice, and the shower had phenomenal water pressure (and I’m not just saying that because my shower at home was, at the time, a mere trickle), so basically it was luxurious. Oh, and the food was particularly good, considering it was conference food. The setting was gorgeous, so it was more than a little irksome that they kept us busy all day, but at least there was something nice to stare out the window at.

The main highlight was friends. We got to hang out with some dear friends and that was just…refreshing. It is nice to be with people who like you because they just like you, as opposed to people who tolerate you because they have to.

view from the hotel

view from the hotel

quad 8, take 2

quad 8, take 2

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